You may ask yourself, "What should we wear to Jared and Gwen's wedding?" Indeed, you may ask yourself, what should you wear to any occasion? For guidance in these important matters of sartorial etiquette, we recommend the following handy illustrated guide.
The gentleman in the cartoon will be attending our wedding dressed in an outfit from one of the last two panels.
No, seriously. This is a nighttime wedding held at a house of worship. Some people may want to come in tuxedos or formal gowns, but we're not expecting everyone to do that. Think "cocktail attire," "semi-formal attire" or "black-tie optional." Feel free to give us a call if you have questions.
(And if you happen to be seated at the table with the guy from the cartoon, please do not mention his missing eyeballs, he is very sensitive about that!)
I am sorry to hear that you are being so conventional. I had a lovely dress all picked out for me. It is robin's egg blue and it brings out my eyes like you wouldn't believe.
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Aw, Michael, it's OK... you can totally wear your party dress! And keep your eyeballs, especially since they match.
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